The complete unexpurgated scripts of the original television series--except for the animation bits.

"As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic."

"Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat`s piss." "What?" "I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."

"Beans!!!"